Malik : pak haji !
pak haji : ada apa Malik ?
Malik : anak pak haji main judi !
pak haji : astaghfirullahalazim...
Malik : tapi menang !
pak haji : alhamdulillah...
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Seorang murid darjah 1 pulang dengan gembira setelah dia berjaya mendapat 10 markah pada ujian matematik.
anak : mak ! saya mendapat 10 markah pada ujian matematik dan kata guru hanya saya saja yang mendapat 10 markah !
mak : pintar anak mak. murid yang lain dapat markah berapa ??
anak : kata guru, yang lain mendapat 100 markah...
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[1]Sayang.. I need to tell you a secret look at 5.
[2] The answer is look at 11.
[3] Don't get mad look at 15.
[4] Calm down don't be mad look at 13.
[5] First look at 2.
[6] Don't be that angry look at 12.
[7] i just wanted to say I love you so much syg.. Hahaha
[8] What I wanted to tell you is... THE ANSWER IS ON 14.
[9] Be patient look at 4.
[10] This is the last time I'm going to do this look at 7.
[11] I hope you're not mad when I say this look at 6.
[12] Sorry look at 8.
[13] Don't get mad look at 10.
[14] I don't know how to say this but look at 3.
[15] You must be really mad look at number 9
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